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the suspense!

[wingbound]

[ Only one way to find out, it seems! ]

[ There's a little noise of agreement, because ultimately Levi does subscribe to making things better for everyone, so yes, that includes both sharing helpful things and making sure they're not actually harmful. ]

[ He gingerly picks up his tea and takes a sip. ]

You're not getting much use out of it anyway.

[ Just being a little asshole, no worries. He agrees. ]

[titanscience]

I know that, but it doesn't mean I want you to take it out! What if it hurts?

[Who knows honestly- it doesn't work but sometimes the light makes it ache which suggests something back there is trying to hold on.]

Though I suppose if it comes to that... hey, I can be an authentic sea robber, can't I? Hah!

it's shitposting hours again ig

[wingbound]

Oh, it will definitely hurt.

[ Levi?? That's not being supportive??? ]

You can. But you don't have to move to a boat and shit in a bucket just because you've lost an eye.

[ And that would be part of authenticity. ]

i love shitposting hours, my fave

[titanscience]

But what if I want to shit in a boat-bucket?

[They wouldn't be one of those mean sea-robbers but one of the good ones. Helping people out and claiming rewards for it while traversing port to port. Talk about a life of adventure!! Ah- but this world isn't suited to that, is it?]

Though there isn't a sea here, all we have is that giant lake and we already know what surrounds it, so that's no fun. I guess we won't be living on a boat after all, Levi.

[Because naturally if Hange is moving to a boat, he is coming with!]

yes

[wingbound]

[ Yeah, that question is just going to be met by Levi's look of abject horror and not deigned with a response. ]

[ (So they want to be L*ffy? Is that it???) ]

[ HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE COMING WITH and also dragging Erwin along at least, but that would definitely be after long, fruitless arguing and upgrading the ship to have running water and plumbing. But he wouldn't leave Hange to their own devices, no. ]

[ Which means, honestly, this is a relief, but also- ]

Oi. Leave me out of it.

[titanscience]

[BEING L*FFY WOULD BE AWESOME. Unfortunately Hange doesn't get to daydream further on it because—]

Huh? What do you mean, leave you out of it? You wouldn't come?

[You would stay here? On dry land??]

[wingbound]

[ WHAT IS WRONG WITH DRY LAND??? ]

You can't just decide where I'm going to live by yourself! Did you even ask if I like boats?

[ There, now you can feel bad instead, Hange! ]

[titanscience]

[man why are you like this]

[Hange lets out a HEAVY sigh.]

But Levi, you have to like boats! Remember the boat we took to Marley? It was nice, wasn't it?

[wingbound]

[ wdym he's always been like this ]

[ he bristles. that whole trip was depressing and while he (luckily) wasn't sick on the boat, it's hardly a memory he likes dwelling on because he'd spent most of that trip thinking about how Erwin should have been there to see all that amazing shit instead. ]

No.

[titanscience]

[Well HANGE thinks it was a ton of fun, just as this hypothetical boat trip is also going to be.]

Well I found it interesting! I'll go on my own, then. Or— I'm sure Erwin will!

[Then Levi will certainly follow— haha got 'em]

[wingbound]

[ Nice try, but they had him bristling even before that addition. ]

The hell you will. I'm not letting you out of my sight.

[ Oh, haha, guess he still hasn't recovered from then almost dying to poison noodles (not)... ]

[titanscience]

So you are coming...

[Satisfied, Hange gives a smug grin before moving to settle down next to Levi, likely with a new book on weird sea creature shit or whatever is the current obsession of the month.]

wrap and/or timeskip?

[wingbound]

[ Levi huffs and elbows them for good measure, but apparently doesn't have a more convincing argument. After a while, he might inquire about the shitty sea creatures though, because that's just his life now apparently. You never know what kind of funny things there may be out there!.. ]

lets wrap to make way for new and fun adventures

[titanscience]

[And Hange will certainly oblige, pointing out marine life that either looks weird or silly, or will interest Levi in some way. The topic eventually finds its way back to sea cucumbers again... the way that pearlfish live inside its anus, the fact that the butthole also controls respiration... the way they poop their organs out at predators in order to defend themselves before simply growing them back... they're just too weird man!!]

yes

[wingbound]

[ he never asked for any of this information and he will weaponize all of it ]